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Hello Everyone!


It's been a while since updating my page. I Trust and hope that you are all well.

As you may have noticed, new links appear on the front page every so often to gain support for various charities. If anyone knows of anymore online free click sites that generate money by simply clicking a banner, please let us know. Thanks.

World poverty is the main cause of so many problems throughout the world and if we all just chip in a little, I believe we can all make a difference.

As most of you know... I'm near enough Vegan now... just the odd dairy item may have slipped in some hidden ingredient somewhere.. but very rare. There are more reasons to this than just animal welfare... although thats a good enough reason in it's self as you will all discovery I'm sure as the years pass by. The days of ignorance are well and truly over. Loving and protecting our children is demanding at the best of times and feeding them plays a critical role in their welfare. Just for example just go and look at how many chemicals are used in you average Macdonalds hamburger including an antiemetic ( Check out the evidence that links these drugs to all manor of mental health issues ) to stop you being sick, just incase you get slight food poisioning from any of the bacteria, that is mainly found in meat... also checkout youtube for some experiments that were done using hamburger to show how many chemicals are used to preserve these foods. Dont forget also the antibiotics and steroids that were used on the animals, once again do your research and find out the dangers of cross over for human consumption.. it's very real. According to latest research, it is estimated that upto 100 different animals meat can be present in one burger and with the latest scare in America on contaminated meat and CJD this issue needs serious attention. Red meat should not be on our childrens plate. Everyone is entitled to there own opinion but as a matter of fact heart disease starts in children and is the worlds biggest killer. Latest research shows you that heart disease can be reversed by change of diet.... and what would your doctor recommend? Fruit and Veg maybe? Exactly!

Also.. consider this.. all those that like to argue with vegetarian diets etc saying man is naturally a meat eater. Food that you eat, should have an alkalizing effect on the body to keep it healthy. Bacteria and cancer can not grow in an alkaline body ( interesting bit of science don't you think? ) ... but thrive in an acid body. Search for yourself... meat is acid producing! Google it for yourself if you need tips on how to alkalize your body. Quick tips: Lemon, Water, Raisins, Almonds, Banana, Figs are good ones, but most veg and fruit are helpful. Take care all... be well! God Bless xXx


I Painfully grieve to this day the killing of Sophie Lancaster and I hope some of my friends will join me in supporting her fund and remembering her name. Follow the links by clicking the banners. Thank you with regards always. Kris

Another love of mine is the Sea Shepherd and I hope you will also help to support this noble team. 21st Century heroes in my reckoning.

Kris has new underwear!!! lol. Excellent underwear that helps the fight against world poverty. Pure Genius! Click picture to view online store. Some cool items. Anyone interested in buying used pairs off me???lol Take care all! and YES ladies those would look great on you! They have them in BIG BUTT size.... so you should be ok!!! mentioning no names. : )

If your into music and would like to help some of the best charities: Checkout www.whateverittakes.org  Many Artists have designed wristbands for different charities.

Heres a few Albums for Meditation for the month of Feb.

Cocteau Twins: Victorialand. Haunting, dreamy tunes. Classic ambience and Beautiful vocals from Liz Fraser.

U2's OCTOBER of course!

Siouxsie and the Banshees: Tinderbox

Fugazi        The Distillers  Killing Joke Manic Street Preachers Goldfrapp Siouxsie and the Banshess U2              The Cure

Miss Fantasic herself... Brody Dalle ( The Distillers ) is on this one. I'll Take you down. Still waiting the release of her new material with her new band Spinnerette 

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Well because I dont have a working webcam, I posted you all a pic here. Take care you guys...see you soon!



O Love that will not let me go
I rest my weary soul in thee
I give thee back the life I owe
That in thine ocean depths its flow may richer, fuller be

O Light that followest all my way
I yield my flickering torch to thee
My heart restores its borrowed ray
That in thine sunshine's blaze its day may brighter, fairer be

O Love that will not let me go
O Love that will not let me go
O Love that will not let me go

O Joy that seeks me through my pain
I cannot close my heart to thee
I trace the rainbow thru the rain
And feel the promise is not in vain, morn shall tearless be


O Cross that liftest up my head
I dare not ask to fly from thee
I lay in dust life's glory dead
Where from the ground there blossoms red;
Life shall endless be




And here is me getting ready for a night out In my latest and favorite Apes mask, which I got this birthday. Improvment... Don't you think?

Exclusive!!!! Guess who's ate ALL the cake??? The Ice lady herself!!! Sheer poetry...

Silly Facts

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section
1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make
it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or
their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on
them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a
sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck which could kill you.

If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a
single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow ( How many of you are now trying?).

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
when it was built,engineers failed to take into account the weight of all
the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 Feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.